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Do selfies give you the shits?

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Post Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:01 am

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HaHaHaHa. I watched the video about 10 times and it makes me Lol every time.
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Post Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:05 am

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Dangerous action by the conductor me thinks also too as well .......yeah.
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Post Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:08 pm

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Do selfies give me the shits? FARK YEAH!!!!!!!

Even the term shits me beyond belief.

Bad conductor, but awesome action while he's at it. The amount of farking self-indulgent Westerner wankers that have zero respect for the places they're visiting is astounding. Things like "naked selfies" at Machu Picchu....: http://www.iol.co.za/travel/world/south-america/no-nude-selfies-at-machu-picchu-1.1661186#.U083cbdZodU

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Post Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:17 pm

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RN wrote:Dangerous action by the conductor me thinks also too as well .......yeah.



No one killed and no one important injured so that raises the level of awesomeness.
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Post Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:51 pm

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RN wrote:Dangerous action by the conductor me thinks also too as well .......yeah.



No one killed and no one important injured so that raises the level of awesomeness.


Correcto but knowing how it works , as you do, the selfish selfie will make a self serving complaint of assault and the conductor will get the chop.....


Pity.
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Post Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:08 pm

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then wouldnt the selfie wanker get charged with trespass etc..?
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j-top paj wrote:then wouldnt the selfie wanker get charged with trespass etc..?



Yeap, that's a given but he will probably reap a whole lot of dosh in a civil action against the railroad I'm guessing.
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Post Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:30 pm

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Sole train....



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Post Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:52 pm

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When you get this at state funerals
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and you get this from our esteemed leaders
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Then is it any wonder that you get morons close enough to trains to get a kick in the head :lol:

Pity it wasn't with the steel cap :twisted:
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RN wrote:
toaddog wrote:
RN wrote:Dangerous action by the conductor me thinks also too as well .......yeah.



No one killed and no one important injured so that raises the level of awesomeness.


Correcto but knowing how it works , as you do, the selfish selfie will make a self serving complaint of assault and the conductor will get the chop.....


Pity.


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RN wrote:Dangerous action by the conductor me thinks also too as well .......yeah.



No no no.... the conductor thought the selfie taker was going to fall backward onto the train track and selfie his suicide.... the conductor since he could not stop the train and fearing for the selfies safety, believed the only course of action left to him was to knock the selfie taker out of the way with his foot in order to stop the potential carnage...

Fortunately for the suicidal selfie taker in this instance, the conductor was successful...
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Post Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:48 am

Re: Do selfies give you the shits?

Ok, maybe I'm the only one to state the obvious, but......

Was it really necessary to kick the dude in the head?
Sure, he's a self obsessed twerp, but really?
A shout would have done the trick.

Anyway....
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i think yes
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Post Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:11 am

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Sadly, there are times when you wish you had a lump of 4 by 4 handy....

No point in risking a broken ankle.
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Post Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:19 am

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GUtripper wrote:Was it really necessary to kick the dude in the head?
Sure, he's a self obsessed twerp, but really?
A shout would have done the trick.


Nope, the decibel level at 1 mt from an operating locomotive would have made a verbal command problematic.
Physical contact of some sort would have been the only way of ensuring that the message was delivered. :lol:

Or with a baseball bat ;)
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Post Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:23 pm

Re: Do selfies give you the shits?

They most definitely do!
Number One Daughter is forever changing her FakeBook photo, replacing one self portrait with another one (I hereby declare war on the word `selfie' ).

Each one has the same distortion caused by a cheap wide angle lens at close range - that is what REALLY gives me the shits!

Phone cameras are okay for scenic photos or group shots "Albert, don't poke your tongue out - click", that's where they should stay!

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Post Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:01 pm

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Short & sweet ..... YES !!!
I have a teenage daughter that started doing that fish mouth crap & I let's say politely told her to stop.


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Post Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:15 pm

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Did he stop the dude from getting impaled/munched by steel?

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Post Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:43 pm

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Didn't see that bit when I watched it.

I was too busy laughing.
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GUtripper wrote:Ok, maybe I'm the only one to state the obvious, but......

Was it really necessary to kick the dude in the head?
Sure, he's a self obsessed twerp, but really?
A shout would have done the trick.

Anyway....
Please continue


Also note that selfie knob has ear pieces in, again thwarting the conductors verbal warning.....
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Post Sat Apr 19, 2014 11:57 pm

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RO8M wrote:Did he stop the dude from getting impaled/munched by steel?

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That's an awesome pic, suits the dickhead for being in a stupid spot, at the right time.
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Post Mon Apr 21, 2014 4:59 pm

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My wife and I did selfies pix all over Italy and France. So, no they are part of the social phenomememememememon
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Post Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:31 pm

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toaddog wrote:i think yes


Well of course you do, you're a Queensland copper.
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Even if I wasn't I still would.
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