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Post Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:13 am

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Tiny wrote:I feel so speshal :D
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Post Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:53 am

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Tiny wrote:I feel so special :D



Why?
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Tiny wrote:I feel so special :D


What you talking 'bout Willis?
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Woot Woot!
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j-top paj wrote:
Tiny wrote:I feel so speshal :D
My name is Rob.

His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.

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I wish my Wang could touch my butt
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Post Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:59 am

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Trust Twon to give me a laugh on an otherwise crappy Friday!

Still haven't heard anything on my cert 4 :bad-words: although I'm looking forward to a holiday on the Goldy in March and the in-laws bought me a TT ticket for my birthday :armsup:
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Post Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:36 am

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Yay for your inlaws!

Twon, you're a disturbing specimen!
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Post Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:46 pm

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Thats great news Phippsey.
Wish my inlaws would buy me anything, let alone a TTC ticket.
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Wish I had in-laws at all.....
Wait.
Can I retract that statement?
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Post Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:27 pm

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Grrrr hate dinner time with the girlfriend.... A pig has better table manners.....
Any ideas on how to fix it?
I dont want to take her out until she learns to stop it as its rather embarrassing.
And yes I tell her all the time about it.
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Post Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:52 pm

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June Daly Watkins lessons in de corum as next birthday present maybe? Is this a new one Midnight? If so congrats!

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KOH + redtube + Beer = Happy Grimace
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midnight wrote:Grrrr hate dinner time with the girlfriend.... A pig has better table manners.....
Any ideas on how to fix it?
I dont want to take her out until she learns to stop it as its rather embarrassing.
And yes I tell her all the time about it.


Dump her back in the farmyard!
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Image
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midnight wrote:Grrrr hate dinner time with the girlfriend.... A pig has better table manners.....
Any ideas on how to fix it?
I dont want to take her out until she learns to stop it as its rather embarrassing.
And yes I tell her all the time about it.


What does she do exactly that peeves you off??
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Frankeh wrote:Image



WTF!
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Post Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:32 am

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MrsForby wrote:
midnight wrote:Grrrr hate dinner time with the girlfriend.... A pig has better table manners.....
Any ideas on how to fix it?
I dont want to take her out until she learns to stop it as its rather embarrassing.
And yes I tell her all the time about it.


What does she do exactly that peeves you off??


I'll guess......eats with the mouth open and makes smacking lips and slurping sounds. :crazyeyes:

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Just found out last night, one of my best mates is going back for third round of Chemo and new drug trial for Prostate Cancer. Unfortunately for him, it is a very aggressive form and he now has a tumor growing on his spine, that threatens to paralyze him if, they can't beat it. :cry:

Kind of ironic, that as a young bloke I did a Charity ride from Ipswich to Cairns to raise funds for Cancer Research isn't it and now I look like losing a mate to it but also have another mate that beat it! :crazyeyes:

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Post Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:33 am

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MrsForby wrote:
Frankeh wrote:Image



WTF!


That is wrong on too many levels - and the first two of those levels are clearly visible in the pic.
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Just bought myself a downhill bike. Picked up a steal for $550 and is probably worth close to $1k. Went for a ride this morning and learnt 3 things, boy am I unfit, bike handles jumps like a pro and fk I'm really unfit.
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Kidney stones suck.... I would pick braking my own fingers over this.
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Post Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:39 pm

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V.W.Dave wrote:Kidney stones suck.... I would pick braking my own fingers over this.



http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Ghu_wzHcg



Sorry :rofl:
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I've been asking my old man to drop one of his chainsaws in at my place so I can take a small tree down, he's put me off a few times, then said he would come around, when would you be home he asked? This afternoon I replied! I was expecting for him to impart his wisdoms then leave me to do the Job, nope, pretty funny watching him trying to explain to me in a long winded round about way that he didn't trust me to do it at 29 years of age! I finally suggested he do it, the relief on his face was pretty funny. :)
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Post Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:01 pm

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There is a reason I don't do shots.

Ferog's Hen'd night I outright refused, no matter who was paying.

Tonight I've had too many and we've only bed out 2 hours.

I even got asked for UD. ID. That too.

This post is one reason why I don't do shots. My FB friends will see photo evidence for other reasons.
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Post Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:23 pm

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The nursing home started mum on a morphine drip today, the dosage will be increased tomorrow, it should slow her breathing and heart rate.....



:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Post Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:36 pm

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5inchgq wrote:The nursing home started mum on a morphine drip today, the dosage will be increased tomorrow, it should slow her breathing and heart rate.....



:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


So sorry dude, if it helps, I hope I get a pass out like that. There are a lot of bad ways to go, not having people let you go in pece is the worst.
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Post Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:43 pm

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Busiboy wrote:
5inchgq wrote:The nursing home started mum on a morphine drip today, the dosage will be increased tomorrow, it should slow her breathing and heart rate.....



:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


So sorry dude, if it helps, I hope I get a pass out like that. There are a lot of bad ways to go, not having people let you go in pece is the worst.

I kind of wish the started the dose higher... She doesn't know anyone is there and lays there gasping for breath like a fish out of water.....



Welcome to the world of watching the second parent dying from a lung problem............


Thanks man. ;)
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Post Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:21 am

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And she's gone..............

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My condolences on your loss.
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