new favourite saying ............

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:03 am

i dont mind getting older .............
cause all the school girls stay the same age !!!!! Twisted Evil

Joined: 07 Mar 2008 Location: Boronia,Vic

if it's got tits or tires it will cost you money!!!

Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Location: Wollongong

if it f!@#s flies or floats it cheaper to rent Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:14 am

moose wrote:

i dont mind getting older .............
cause all the school girls stay the same age !!!!! Twisted Evil

and isnt that the truth
insert jailbait de-motivator pics here

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:40 pm

New favourite question...

If quizzes make people quizzical, then what do tests do???

Very Happy

Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Location: WestSydney

Testical

Mine at work is "ah she'll be right, It'll break in 30mins but do i give crap?"

Joined: 19 Jul 2008 Location: Central Coast

How about....

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!"

Or my personal motto for mechanical repairs...
"Cut your way in and weld your way out!"

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:59 pm

Caaaaaaareful guys.... websites with pics of underage girls sometimes get shut down Wink

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:05 pm

theyre not underage, arnt you listening? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:14 pm

Not yet... but the level is dropping Wink

Joined: 18 Jun 2003 Location: Newcastle, NSW

Squik wrote:

Caaaaaaareful guys.... websites with pics of underage girls sometimes get shut down Wink

Just assume they're 18 Laughing

Joined: 27 Sep 2007 Location: Townsville

No expectations, no disappointments...

Joined: 27 Dec 2006 Location: Sunshine Coast Qld

You have a head like a rotten lettuce.

Joined: 06 May 2008 Location: Newcastle

Squik wrote:

Caaaaaaareful guys.... websites with pics of underage girls sometimes get shut down Wink

only nudie pics. these are tame enough Very Happy

Joined: 25 Nov 2002 Location: Golden Square

beerdog wrote:

How about....

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!"

Or my personal motto for mechanical repairs...
"Cut your way in and weld your way out!"

I havent heard these for ages. Loved that show.

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:39 pm

" thats how i roll"

Joined: 26 Oct 2002 Location: Ringwood East, VIC

"You're only as old as the woman you feel ..." Twisted Evil

Joined: 06 Jun 2007 Location: ipswich

want33s wrote:

You have a head like a rotten lettuce.

or, like a bucket of smashed crabs Laughing

Joined: 26 Oct 2002 Location: Ringwood East, VIC

sloshy wrote:

want33s wrote:

You have a head like a rotten lettuce.

or, like a bucket of smashed crabs Laughing

... like a dropped pie.

Joined: 26 Oct 2002 Location: Ringwood East, VIC

RoldIT wrote:

sloshy wrote:

want33s wrote:

You have a head like a rotten lettuce.

or, like a bucket of smashed crabs Laughing

... like a dropped pie.

... lika a bag of hammers.

Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Location: Sunny Coast, Queensland

RoldIT wrote:

sloshy wrote:

want33s wrote:

You have a head like a rotten lettuce.

or, like a bucket of smashed crabs Laughing

... like a dropped pie.

... lika a bag of hammers.

Nah its "you've got a head like a kicked in shit bin"

Joined: 12 Sep 2007 Location: sunny coast

no matter where you go.........there you are.!!!

we are back in the game max. normally this comes after we are goin over..!!!!!!

Joined: 05 Aug 2004 Location: VIC

"kick the clutch like a n***** in the 50's" Embarassed

Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Location: Western Sydney

During this winter the saying is.....

It is a bit Pearl Harbour-ish today.

When people look at you with a stange look and ask what does that mean

There is a nasty nip in the air.

Or some of the others

As smart as a 3 eye fish

It the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire.

The last one is a poster on our wall at work.

Joined: 22 Jun 2007 Location: mount gambier

Uglier than a bulldog eating custard

It's so cold I could cut glass with my nipples

Rather be hanging out of her than a plane

Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Location: nsw maitland

**When in doubt make it sound convincing

**at my old workshop our motto was

we the uncomplaining
strive to do the impossible
with the non existent
for the ungrateful

** ive got a brown snake playing peeky boo with my but hole wheres ya toilet

Joined: 16 Oct 2004 Location: wa

Simo63 wrote:

RoldIT wrote:

sloshy wrote:

want33s wrote:

You have a head like a rotten lettuce.

or, like a bucket of smashed crabs Laughing

... like a dropped pie.

... lika a bag of hammers.

Nah its "you've got a head like a kicked in shit bin"

or a face like a hatful of arseholes?

Joined: 11 Jun 2005 Location: nsw maitland

she is so ugly she used to work at the bakery pushing her face into the dough to make gorilla biscuits

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Location: lithgow

OldGold wrote:

Simo63 wrote:

RoldIT wrote:

sloshy wrote:

want33s wrote:

You have a head like a rotten lettuce.

or, like a bucket of smashed crabs Laughing

... like a dropped pie.

... lika a bag of hammers.

Nah its "you've got a head like a kicked in shit bin"

or a face like a hatful of arseholes?

Head like a deep sea racing prawn.

Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Location: Pilbara WA

Get me another drink 'cause your still ugly,
Harder than chinese algebra'
You can't talk on the phone smelling like last nights camp fire,
It's only manners....