Beetle horror

Joined: 14 Nov 2003 Location: Wollongong

OK, last night dad was out side having a smoko when a xmas beeltle flew into his ear Shocked

the beetle started burrowing into his farking head, no joke it went in deep! in agony dad (homer) was screaming like a banchee I've never heard a bloke scream like that before,
" AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHG, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! fark it's crawing into my farking brain, fark AAAARRRRR! Call a farking ambulance " (his face was red he was rolling on the ground the dog was running around in circles, it scared the shit out of me and mum who were half asleep, mum put the vaccum on his ear trying to suck it out,didn't work! So I rushed him to the hospital.On the way he was shaking and paranoid (my dad is like a child!!) " Holy fark Emma what the fark was that on the side of the road?" (A tyre tread) he thought it was an alien. Shaking, with blood trickling out of his ear I walked him in, the nurse tried not to smile. We waited for 40mins, doc took him in, sat him down, dad's on the bed shaking with fear, when the doc went out dad asked me if he was going to die, then - "will it crawl into my brain?" Rolling Eyes

he was seriously in shock he said that this will have long term effects on him, he told me he's going to grow his hair over his ears and when he get's home he's going to kill every xmas beetle #Rofl

The nurses came in to comfort poor Homer calling him the beetle man, and patting him on the head. Doc could'nt get the bug out so he drowned it in anaesthetic, and sent Homer home.

We got back at 2:30 in the morning, dad went to bed with a look of faded shock on his face. #Crazy

He's gone to the specialist now to get the beetle removed, I can't beleive what happened it was THE MOST FREAKY THING I HAVE EVER SEEN Shocked

and it was soooooooo funny so a warning to anyone with big ear holes- look out for the xmas beetle it's on the hunt for a home and it might be you! #Evil Bat

Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Location: Melbourne

teehee someday he'll look back on this and laugh. Laughing

until then, make him some aluminium foil helmets. the aliens are listening to his brainwaves. #Silly

Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne

same thing happened to my mate, but it was a bee...

dude was running into brick walls and stuff freaking out.. bee stung him & died in his ear Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:24 am

yes bj i got this off the internet...

Do Do Not
You may tilt your head and fill ear with clean water to drown the insect.
However if you have ear discharge then DO NOT do this.

If insect is still alive than put sterile olive oil to drown it.

Visit your ENT specialist as early as possible for removal of insect.
Do not throw light into ear, this will frighten the insect and it will go deeper in the ear.

Do not try to remove the insect by forceps or any other object. You may get your ear damaged.

Do not let quacks remove the insect at your home.

Do not panic.

Joined: 14 Nov 2003 Location: Wollongong

N*A*M wrote:

teehee someday he'll look back on this and laugh. Laughing

until then, make him some aluminium foil helmets. the aliens are listening to his brainwaves. #Silly

he would probably beleive that too! #Rotcol

It must have been really painfull, beetles have those sharp little legs that stick to your skin, but a bee would be worse #Crazy

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:31 am

N*A*M wrote:

until then, make him some aluminium foil helmets. the aliens are listening to his brainwaves. #Silly

I never thought of that. it should be a sticky in the general tech.

doing this right now...

If I put alfoil on my monitor and my keyboard will this also stop the aliens and the government from seeing what I do on the internet?

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2003 9:34 am

Welcome to the AFDB Website
This site is dedicated to spreading the word about the Aluminum* Foil Deflector Beanie and how it can help the average human. Here you will find a description of AFDBs, how to make and use them, and general information about related subjects. I hope that you find the AFDB Homepage to be an important source of AFDB know-how and advocacy.

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Joined: 14 Nov 2003 Location: Wollongong

IT has been removed armsup

- and they said it was one of the big ones with brown and black stripes down it Shocked

mum said the doc pulled it out and dad yelled " AAHHWWWW THANKS MATE AAWWWWWHH, AAAAAWWWHH, YYEAAAHH, AAAAAWWWWWHH THANKS MATE, FAARRKK, AAWWW" Laughing

he's a funny man my dad!
But they did'nt keep it!!!!! Doh!

Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Location: Melbourne

Dude, your dad got owned by a beetle! The Finger

Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne

yer.. I gotta agree with tonka

Joined: 14 Nov 2003 Location: Wollongong

Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Location: Brisbane

My mate had one of those big bugger grey mosquitos do the same thing but he tried to pull it out with tweesers Rolling Eyes

All that did was mash the bug and damage his hearing in that ear Confused

Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Location: Greenbank

Joined: 19 Aug 2003 Location: Londonistan

thats some funny ish.

btw - "sterile olive oil" - wtf - Shocked

Joined: 26 Oct 2002 Location: Melbourne

Could be a marketing opportunity here :-

"Flapper Guards" for those poor buggers that are born with extroadinary large ear holes.
Could be a fine lightweight mesh that is moulded to the shape of your ear and just slips on for when you want to go outside.
Could be marketed in something like the Innovations home order catalogue Rolling Eyes