What a Shovel!

Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Location: Gympie

Just saw this on ebay..

THIS INGENIOUS TOOL IS A SPADE, A NAIL PULLER, A SAW, AN AXE, A BOTTLE OPENER, A WRENCH, A HAMMER. INSIDE THE HANDLE THERE IS A SMALL SURVIVAL KIT ENSURING YOU HAVE TOOLS ON HAND IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY, ON THE HANDLE TOP THERE IS A COMPASS, THE KIT INSIDE THE HANDLE HAS FISHING LINES, HOOKS, SINKER, SMALL KNIFE, NAILS, MATCHES, MATCH LIGHTER ETC.
THIS TOOL IS MADE FOR PIT BULL TOOLS IN THE USA AND AS IT'S NAME SUGGEST'S IT IS VERY STRONG SO MUCH SO WE GUARANTEE IT AGAINST DEFECTIVE WORKMAN-SHIP FOR ONE YEAR FROM DATE OF PURCHASE SUBJECT TO NORMAL WEAR AND TEAR.

THIS TOOL IS SUITABLE FOR CAMPERS, HIKERS, FISHERMEN, CARAVANER'S , 4WD GUYS, SO BE PREPARED WITH THE ALL PURPOSE RUGGED OUTDOOR SURVIVAL KIT.YOU CAN LIGHT A SIGNAL FIRE OR JUST KEEP WARM OVERNIGHT OF COURSE ANY FIRE WOULD HAVE TO BE CORRECTLY SET SO AS NOT TO SET FIRE TO THE BUSH THIS SPADE HAS SO MANY USES JUST STOP AND THINK AND U WILL SEE IT'S VAST POTENTIAL,WHAT PRICE FOR YOUR SAFETY??

GOOD LUCK & HAPPY BIDDING ALSO WE HAVE A FEW IN STOCK SO IF U WANT MORE THAN ONE PLEASE TELL US AT POINT OF SALE .A GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR ANY DRIVER AND U DON'T HAVE TO BE A BUSH DRIVER .IT CAN BE USED TO CHOP YR WAY OUT OF A CAR THAT HAS ALL THE DOORS TRAPPED JUST USE THE AXE PART TO KNOCK OUT A WINDOW AND OFF YOU GO THERE ARE SO MANY USES, WELL ENOUGH SAID GOOD LUCK.

Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne

are you sure that thing isn't from Danoz Direct?

Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Location: Wangaratta

But wait .. there is still more .. it wrench's. it hammer's, it points .. but for jsut an ext 4 easy payments of just 29.95 we can include this genuine imitation leather pouch so you can take you pit bulls**t with you everywhere . it even fas FAA approval for use on internationl flights .. It even comes with your own personal "terrorist identification kit" (T.I.K) ..

The T.I.K has a magnet with velcro attatched to it so you can hang it from any surface .. with useful information sucjh as being alert but not alarmed .. Very Happy

But wait ... if you think that's good value read on in your stupidedst voice pay now by credit card .. and at no extra cost to you* we will include not one .. but two tiny little useless sharpening stones

* we will charge a small handling fee of just $92.12 for shipping insurance on the sharpening stones ...

Yes I am VERY bored at work ...

Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne

bahaha I was going to do that, but I just couldnt be bothered.. good stuff.

what do you do for work/where?

Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Location: Wangaratta

I work in richmond, just off church St as an IT administrator ... for the next few days anyways ..

I start a new job in mid Jan ... where I actually get trained in what the fawk they want me to do ... Shocked

Right now I have had a few lunch time ales .. I hate my boss so I am surfing the web .. I am sure there is a page on it I have not seen ... YET .. But I am trying Very Happy

Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne

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I am sure there is a page on it I have not seen ... YET .. But I am trying Very Happy

there is only A PAGE you havent seen? keep searching, you will find it one day grasshopper armsup

Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Location: On a mission...

Whatever it is claimed to be I think it's first use should be to SMASH THE CR*P out of the advertisers CAPS LOCK key... cussing

Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Location: Gympie

I thought it was pretty funny, I was actually waiting for them to mention the steak knives..

Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Location: Brisbane

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A GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR ANY DRIVER AND U DON'T HAVE TO BE A BUSH DRIVER .IT CAN BE USED TO CHOP YR WAY OUT OF A CAR THAT HAS ALL THE DOORS TRAPPED JUST USE THE AXE PART TO KNOCK OUT A WINDOW AND OFF YOU GO THERE ARE SO MANY USES,

There is something profoundly disturbing about that Confused

The new "swiss army jaws of life" Confused

Is there pictures of the mystical shovel Question

Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Location: Wangaratta

I bet the only thing that this is any good for is shoveling the sh*t that the authours of this thread can dribble .... Shocked