Boogers - Nature's fresh and crispy nasal bounty.

Joined: 22 Aug 2005 Location: Busselton, WA

dumbdunce wrote:

it's not shame, it's pride. eating boogers is like wnaking, you either do it or you're a liar. just admit it, and you'll feel a whole lot better.

Yep, totally agree. Caught out too many people, driving around to disagree with the above comment

It's an aquired taste Very Happy

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

RED wrote:

Yep, totally agree. Caught out too many people, driving around to disagree with the above comment

It's an aquired taste Very Happy

have you noticed the taste changes dependnign on what you have eaten in the last 24 hours? also atmospheric conditions have an effect.

hmm they have teh internet in Busselton now eh? I have eaten boogers on your jetty, it is a long and exhausting walk.

Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Location: Sunny Coast, Queensland

dumbdunce wrote:

have you noticed the taste changes dependnign on what you have eaten in the last 24 hours? also atmospheric conditions have an effect.

I'm laughing so hard that everyone in the damned office is looking at me like I'm some sort of (booger eating) weirdo #Rofl

Which I'm not Grimace The Finger

Joined: 22 Aug 2005 Location: Busselton, WA

dumbdunce wrote:

hmm they have teh internet in Busselton now eh? I have eaten boogers on your jetty, it is a long and exhausting walk.

Yeah, internet finally arrived. We called a town public holiday for it.

The walk is long and exhausting, you definately need refreshments, what better way than that? Self salting boogers, tastes better than bloated blowies or squid ink on the jetty

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

hmmm God has sent me to the ironic punishment department of hell for this thread; I now have a coldsore in my right nostril. who wants pics? Twisted Evil

Joined: 14 Nov 2003 Location: Wollongong

You're disgusting Brian.. Razz

Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Location: Brisbane

I'm a proud nose picker. Nothing better than a good old pick.

Only thing is sometime I do it too much and it bleeds. :(

(more than one thing btw armsup

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Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Location: cashmere

can i say THIS THREAD IS USESLESS WITHOUT PICS The Finger

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...... that is all Very Happy

Joined: 10 May 2004 Location: Kalgoorlie WA

the ones that start as hard rocks but when you pull then out are all stringy and long .. they make great hangers on shop windows Very Happy

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

ferog wrote:

You're disgusting Brian.. Razz

chicks dig it.

Joined: 29 May 2003 Location: hidin frm da wiminz!!!

dumbdunce wrote:

ferog wrote:

You're disgusting Brian.. Razz

chicks dig it.

xBoggedytrillionzillion.... thats alot!

Joined: 14 Nov 2003 Location: Wollongong

I remember when my little brother was about 4 he pulled out a gigantic (only the size kids can get) booger and put it in a bucket of water which at the time was being used to rehydrate thirsty teens doing a marathon. I was totally grossed out by it and exclaimed my disgust loudly, my mum kept it hush hush and continued to scoop water from the bucket and hand the cups of water out to the thirsty people with extra electrolytes added.

Amelia has a cold atm, so after a big sneeze she turns into Princess Mucous face and quite readily licks/eats any runnies hanging from her nose onto her lips. I used to gag cleaning her nose, snot is my one weakness, much like superman with kryptonite.

Lovely thread !

Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Location: Riverina

eliteforce32 wrote:

can i say THIS THREAD IS USESLESS WITHOUT PICS The Finger

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That would cross a line way beyond the line that has already been crossed.

Do it Very Happy

Outers whose got the biggest booger contest #Rofl

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

ferog wrote:

...thirsty teens doing a marathon. I was totally grossed out by it and exclaimed my disgust loudly...

too right! teens should be drinking, watching tv or playing video games!!!

Very Happy

or picking their noses for that perfect booger!

Joined: 13 Jan 2006 Location: Newcastle

Glazed Donut Monster is what I call the kiddies with snot all over their face.

And isnt it such a joy when they come up to you blowing snot bubbles out of their nostrils because they're that full of mucus and then demand a kiss or wipe their face on your clothes.

Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Location: Brisneyland

BadBetty wrote:

Glazed Donut Monster is what I call the kiddies with snot all over their face.

And isnt it such a joy when they come up to you blowing snot bubbles out of their nostrils because they're that full of mucus and then demand a kiss or wipe their face on your clothes.

Bill Cosby Much?

Joined: 13 Jan 2006 Location: Newcastle

I did..most likely where I picked the phrase up from. Most apt expresssion for a 2yo with a head cold.

Joined: 14 Nov 2003 Location: Wollongong

Cut my nails too short, I tell you it's really quite frustrating! The law is you should always leave the pinky nail a bit longer than the rest.

cussing

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

ferog wrote:

Cut my nails too short, I tell you it's really quite frustrating! The law is you should always leave the pinky nail a bit longer than the rest.

cussing

Joined: 18 Jan 2003 Location: perth wa

eliteforce32 wrote:

can i say THIS THREAD IS USESLESS WITHOUT PICS The Finger

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...... that is all Very Happy

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

I had some left over vindaloo for afternoon tea. for an hour aftyerwards, I didn't need to pick, I could just suck dem tasty treats down the back of my throat. not that I could taste anything...

Joined: 22 Aug 2007 Location: Adelaide

What about skidmarks - anyone clean up after themselves or just piss on it next time and try as use the urire stream as some sort of pressure sprayer? My missus hates it but within 3-4days all evidence is gone.

Joined: 29 May 2003 Location: hidin frm da wiminz!!!

i just ate a real stringy one, yum yum yum!

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

nabstud wrote:

What about skidmarks - anyone clean up after themselves or just piss on it next time and try as use the urire stream as some sort of pressure sprayer? My missus hates it but within 3-4days all evidence is gone.

I have my own toilet out in the shed - trust me, there is no possibility of removing the evidence.

Joined: 16 Oct 2007 Location: Brisbane

nabstud wrote:

What about skidmarks - anyone clean up after themselves or just piss on it next time and try as use the urire stream as some sort of pressure sprayer? My missus hates it but within 3-4days all evidence is gone.

hell no i'm proud of what i leave behind.

i rarely leave the toilet in silence. i'm always chuckling to myself. armsup

the work toilets are designed so badly - the drop zone is anti-splash, in that it always contacts the back of the bowl before the water. This means you ALWAYS leave some awesome skids, no matter what the type of poo. Nothing feels better than to leave skids on at least 200 degrees of the bowl. Haven't quite managed to leave any in the front portion yet...might have to try a reversie.

mind you thats with toilets that arent my own. at home it is ALWAYS cleaned afterwards.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:10 pm

What does snot smell like? Confused

Joined: 16 Jun 2004 Location: Warragul Vic

Squik wrote:

What does snot smell like? Confused

i think my brain just exploded trying to think.

Joined: 05 Feb 2005 Location: Check your six.

Squik wrote:

What does snot smell like? Confused

Smell, hmmmmm .Its snot unlike mucous. Very Happy

Joined: 06 Sep 2005 Location: S/E QLD

dumbdunce wrote:

hmmm God has sent me to the ironic punishment department of hell for this thread; I now have a coldsore in my right nostril. who wants pics? Twisted Evil

DD, how's that herpes simplex 1 (used to be called A). You do know that you can give it to your mrs down "THERE". How's that for ironic punishment.. heh heh Very Happy

Joined: 20 Mar 2008 Location: Aus

Yom wrote:

nabstud wrote:

What about skidmarks - anyone clean up after themselves or just piss on it next time and try as use the urire stream as some sort of pressure sprayer? My missus hates it but within 3-4days all evidence is gone.

hell no i'm proud of what i leave behind.

i rarely leave the toilet in silence. i'm always chuckling to myself. armsup

the work toilets are designed so badly - the drop zone is anti-splash, in that it always contacts the back of the bowl before the water. This means you ALWAYS leave some awesome skids, no matter what the type of poo. Nothing feels better than to leave skids on at least 200 degrees of the bowl. Haven't quite managed to leave any in the front portion yet...might have to try a reversie.

mind you thats with toilets that arent my own. at home it is ALWAYS cleaned afterwards.