THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY . . .

Joined: 27 Nov 2002 Location: Lost in Melbourne.

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk . . .
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> a) Innovative
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> b) Preliminary
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> c) Proliferation
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> d) Cinnamon
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> Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk .. . .
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> a) Specificity
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> b) British Constitution
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> c) Passive-aggressive disorder
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> d) Transubstantiate
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> Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk . .. .
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> a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
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> b) Nope, no more booze for me.
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> c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
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> d) No kebab for me, thank you.
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> e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
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> f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
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> g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
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> h) Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero
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> co-ordination.
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> i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

Joined: 20 Oct 2002 Location: Melbourne

We love you Bruce!

Joined: 22 Oct 2003 Location: Melb, Victoria

HAHHAHA... I'll bet there's a few members that don't need to be drunk to have trouble saying some of those!!

#Beer

Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Vic

ha
i cant do say half that now and i aint shitfaced

Joined: 24 Aug 2003 Location: Launceston

bogged wrote:

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> Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk . .. .
>
> a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
>
> b) Nope, no more booze for me.
>
> c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>
> d) No kebab for me, thank you.
>
> e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
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> f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
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> g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
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> h) Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero
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> co-ordination.
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> i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

how very true

Joined: 24 Aug 2003 Location: Launceston

bogged wrote:

>
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> Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk . .. .
>
> a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
>
> b) Nope, no more booze for me.
>
> c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>
> d) No kebab for me, thank you.
>
> e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
>
> f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
>
> g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
>
> h) Thank you, but I wont make any attempt to dance, I have zero
>
> co-ordination.
>
> i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

how very true

Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Location: Cairns, (capital of Nth QLD)

ToNkA wrote:

We love you Bruce!

Aww group hug, group hug. Razz

Joined: 02 Jan 2003 Location: Brisbane

@ Kev80

Hard to say,mmmmmmm..........

How about honey I rolled the car....again Wink

Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Location: Melbourne

ToNkA wrote:

We love you Bruce!

Kev80 wrote:

Aww group hug, group hug. Razz

both of these must've been hard to say too

Joined: 27 Nov 2002 Location: Lost in Melbourne.

ToNkA wrote:

We love you Bruce!

keep talkin like that and your luck will change honey..... armsup

Joined: 08 Sep 2003 Location: left of center

P R I C E L E S S ! oh that is oh so true , last drinks fellers ha ha ha ha

Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Location: Cairns, (capital of Nth QLD)

Yep, think the beer goggles are on. #Rofl

Joined: 15 Nov 2002 Location: Driving my GU in Melbourne

bundytunna wrote:

ha
i cant do say half that now and i aint shitfaced

you can't even type let alone say any of those things Razz

Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Location: Melbourne

don't worry graham, just learn to cut and paste like the master has done. nevermind the >'s. hehe Wink

Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Location: Vic

grimbo wrote:

bundytunna wrote:

ha
i cant do say half that now and i aint shitfaced

you can't even type let alone say any of those things Razz

sory mst ov ben a typ o prblm
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