the camel

Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne

> > The new American Marine Captain was assigned to a Irish Regiment in a
> > remote post in the Lebanese desert. During his first inspection, he
> >
> > noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Irish
> >
> > Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
> >
> > "Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "As you know, there are 250 men here
> and
> > no women. And sir, sometimes the men have...m-m m....urges. That's why
we
> > have the camel, sir."
> >
> > The American Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but
> understand
> > about urges, so the camel can stay."
> >
> > About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his
own
> > urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Irish Sergeant to bring the camel
> to
> > his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it,
> pulls
> > down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
> >
> > When he is done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the Irish do it?"
> >
> > "Uh, no sir," the Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel
into
> > town where the girls are."