fridays joke

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 1:37 pm

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding
hands, gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy
and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed.

The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed, then the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your
thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh I was thinkin'...perhaps its noo aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch .
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh I was thinkin'...perhaps its aboot time you let me pewt ma
hand on yer leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he
blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before
the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The
young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts
are a wee bit more serious this time."

''Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in
anticipation of the ultimate request.

Then he said,

"Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"

Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Location: Melbourne

may be it could be rewritten with a jewish dude Wink

(no offence to jewish dudes) armsup

Joined: 08 Nov 2002 Location: Back of Greenbank, QLD

heh hehhehheh you said wee hehh hehheh heh