parrot joke

Joined: 24 Feb 2003 Location: Melbourne

> A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large
> beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said
> $50.00.
>
> "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
>
> The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you
> first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution,
> and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
> The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the
> bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in
> her living room and waited for it to say something.
>
> The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New
> house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the
> implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
>
> When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird
> saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores."
>
> The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to
> laugh about the situation.
>
> Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
>
> The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."