Advice: Some dick delib ruined surprise 30th

Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Location: Brisneyland

Someone emailed the invitation to a surprise 30th to the surprisee, from a gmail account that I don't recognise, and have a strong suspicion that it's fake, and i have an idea who would have done it. (Ex friend of both of ours, and i though he was still a frind of my mate, so I had to invite him.) The first invite was sent 3 weeks ago, and the event is this sat.

The gmail address is a name, but will be fake i reckon. I think the alias has the same initials as the person i suspect. (I don't have the fake email yet, will do today tho.)

As one of the organisers, i have a responsibility to kick the crap outta this person.

How?

Joined: 26 May 2008 Location: Cobar

spam,and heaps of it Very Happy

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:50 am

Kicking the crap out of someone is a technical process that involves months of planning. I suggest a TAFE course (your local uni will also offer a single-semester equilavent).

However the general idea is to engage a firm contact patch between your foot and the recipient's stomach, causing feaces to spill forth out his or her anus -- this 'kicking the crap out of them'.

Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Location: Boganville

4130warrior wrote:

Kicking the crap out of someone is a technical process that involves months of planning. I suggest a TAFE course (your local uni will also offer a single-semester equilavent).

However the general idea is to engage a firm contact patch between your foot and the recipient's stomach, causing feaces to spill forth out his or her anus -- this 'kicking the crap out of them'.

Master you are so wise, teach me foot-to-face style.

Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Location: Melbourne Australia

Rice_Boy wrote:

4130warrior wrote:

Kicking the crap out of someone is a technical process that involves months of planning. I suggest a TAFE course (your local uni will also offer a single-semester equilavent).

However the general idea is to engage a firm contact patch between your foot and the recipient's stomach, causing feaces to spill forth out his or her anus -- this 'kicking the crap out of them'.

Master you are so wise, teach me foot-to-face style.

Good observation! For most people kicking the crap out of them means foot-to-stomach, but for a select few it means foot-to-face.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:04 am

Ah Rice-one. You are obviously of the new school. I teach the most direct path to the crap-ousting, and that is through a size 12 steel cap to the lower intestine.

I do have much interest in the new school feed-them-a-sandwich-then-kick-it-all-the-way-through-them patterns, but alas I have no knowledge.

Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Location: brisbane

send him an invite to the 'revised' address - lets say something like

'the blue oyster'

(police accademy style - the movie!!) #Rofl

Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Location: Perth, WA

tell him its now a fancy dress party and the theme is bondage... lol

Joined: 19 Mar 2008 Location: yinnar sth victoria

you want the crap out of him/her
lace a drink with liquid laxative
you dun have to even touch em them
they will be partying along get drunk have an accident there or on way home lol
that way you will still shine at the party no one can say oh g that was uncalled for as they wont know
ps it works lol done it to a pain in the ass once b4

Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia

stokedapollo wrote:

you want the crap out of him/her
lace a drink with liquid laxative
you dun have to even touch em them
they will be partying along get drunk have an accident there or on way home lol
that way you will still shine at the party no one can say oh g that was uncalled for as they wont know
ps it works lol done it to a pain in the ass once b4

Laxative sounds like a pleasant idea...

Pity the surprise has been ruined Confused

At least he/she wont get busted by 30 odd people when he/she returns home to masturbate after work... Wink

Joined: 15 Nov 2002 Location: Driving my GU in Melbourne

just have a great time and forget about the petty twit

Joined: 25 Oct 2003 Location: Melbourne Australia

grimbo wrote:

just have a great time and forget about the petty twit

That's what I was going to say.

Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Location: Brisneyland

chimpboy wrote:

grimbo wrote:

just have a great time and forget about the petty twit

That's what I was going to say.

Yeah, i know, i should.

If anyone else, however, wants to spam-bomb them, they would be more than wlecome. edwardheston@gmail.com

Joined: 27 Nov 2002 Location: Lost in Melbourne.

RO8M wrote:

chimpboy wrote:

grimbo wrote:

just have a great time and forget about the petty twit

That's what I was going to say.

Yeah, i know, i should.

If anyone else, however, wants to spam-bomb them, they would be more than wlecome. edwardheston@gmail.com

Spamming a fake email address is an awesome idea.. I highly recommend it.

Joined: 31 May 2005 Location: Sydney

I dunno. Laxative/sedative cocktail, they pass out and shit themselves, you video said hilarity, post video on youtube entitling it: "Why you dont ruin suprise birthdays", email everyone you know a link, sit back and enjoy the warm fuzzy feeling that accompanies the knowledge of justice being served.

Another option is to go the tried and proven method of fawking with someone, namely, the Glitterbomb. Search pirate for detailed instructions.

Alternatively you could just have a great time and forget about the petty twit.

Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Location: Brisneyland

bogged wrote:

Spamming a fake email address is an awesome idea.. I highly recommend it.

Yeah, cheers. You want the real ones of the person i think it is too? </sarcasm>

BigHomo4U Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Location: Melbourne

Cancel the party. Now that he's expecting a surprise party he'll be surprised as fcuk to find nobody there. #Rofl

Don't tell the the killjoy of the cancellation and then they'll attend. That way your mate can kick the shit out of them for fcuking up his party armsup

You can then ring him and invite him to the pub where everyone else will be waiting to give him a surprise party Very Happy

Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Location: Brisneyland

GQ Bear wrote:

Cancel the party. Now that he's expecting a surprise party he'll be surprised as fcuk to find nobody there. #Rofl

Don't tell the the killjoy of the cancellation and then they'll attend. That way your mate can kick the shit out of them for fcuking up his party armsup

You can then ring him and invite him to the pub where everyone else will be waiting to give him a surprise party Very Happy

He's not coming. He sent an abrupt response to say he was no longer friends with my mate, and to please remove all references to him in our lives...

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:44 pm

Yep... good idea. Move the party and don't tell the killjoy

Joined: 12 Sep 2007 Location: sunny coast

get him in the head...... have a gr8 night with the bloke and even tip a few of his favourite drinks down his neck, send him home hammered and put his address in the local paper for the "sun morn only" garage sale early birds welcome. the gift that keeps giving all morn.

Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Location: Upside down, upside down

GQ Bear wrote:

Cancel the party. Now that he's expecting a surprise party he'll be surprised as fcuk to find nobody there. #Rofl

Don't tell the the killjoy of the cancellation and then they'll attend. That way your mate can kick the shit out of them for fcuking up his party armsup

You can then ring him and invite him to the pub where everyone else will be waiting to give him a surprise party Very Happy

purplebus wrote:

get him in the head...... have a gr8 night with the bloke and even tip a few of his favourite drinks down his neck, send him home hammered and put his address in the local paper for the "sun morn only" garage sale early birds welcome. the gift that keeps giving all morn.

I like both of these #Rofl

Joined: 26 Oct 2002 Location: Ringwood East, VIC