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| How long is a piece of string? |
| Yes, about that long. |
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6% |
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| No, it's shorter. |
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1% |
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| You're crazy! It's much longer than that. |
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8% |
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| This poll is useless without pics! |
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23% |
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| BJ is a virgin. |
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59% |
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-Scott-

Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Location: Adelaide
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:20 am |
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I really need to know. |
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AJFeroza

Joined: 30 Apr 2003
Location: In the Goatshed in Melbourne
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:21 am |
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Does it have wheelbase? |
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Hof

Joined: 27 Mar 2007
Location: Wollongong
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:28 am |
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Twice as long as half its length  |
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Jaffa

Joined: 31 Mar 2005
Location: Mooroolbark Vic
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:30 am |
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or half as long as twice its length? |
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RoadNazi

Joined: 05 Feb 2005
Location: Check your six.
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:39 am |
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"double the length from one side to the middle!". |
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Gribble

Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Location: Future Central Coastie, Getting extra head and fingers attached soon.
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:40 am |
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3 times one third of its length? |
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RoadNazi

Joined: 05 Feb 2005
Location: Check your six.
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:42 am |
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Tiny

Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: FNQ Cane Fields
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:42 am |
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what string, I dont see any string
someone give me a foil hat  |
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chimpboy

Joined: 25 Oct 2003
Location: Melbourne Australia
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:51 am |
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Just do your farking essay Scott. |
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RUFF

Joined: 20 Oct 2002
Location: Greenbank
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:58 am |
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Its much shorter than it looks but much longer than you think  |
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RoadNazi

Joined: 05 Feb 2005
Location: Check your six.
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:03 pm |
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| -Scott- wrote: |
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You're just stringing us a long. |
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longlux

Joined: 13 Mar 2004
Location: WA I think I hear a Dingo eating your Baby
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:05 pm |
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-Scott-

Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Location: Adelaide
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:24 pm |
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That's all theoretical. How long is it REALLY? |
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dumbdunce

Joined: 15 Feb 2003
Location: Shed.
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:54 pm |
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| -Scott- wrote: |
That's all theoretical. How long is it REALLY? |
how long have you got? |
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-Scott-

Joined: 11 Jan 2004
Location: Adelaide
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:55 pm |
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| dumbdunce wrote: |
| -Scott- wrote: |
That's all theoretical. How long is it REALLY? |
how long have you got? |
Crikey, DD - if I knew that, I wouldn't have to ask!  |
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dumbdunce

Joined: 15 Feb 2003
Location: Shed.
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:59 pm |
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| -Scott- wrote: |
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That's all theoretical. How long is it REALLY? |
how long have you got? |
Crikey, DD - if I knew that, I wouldn't have to ask!  |
no no, not how long; how long? it will take that long to explain how long a string is, if you don't have that long, I can't tell you how long. |
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BundyRumandCoke

Joined: 11 Dec 2002
Location: Central Queensland
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:01 pm |
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Kramer

Joined: 07 Mar 2003
Location: Gladstone
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:56 pm |
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Looks as though BJ is a virgin though, does that help your answer? |
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tna racing

Joined: 22 Oct 2006
Location: yallourn north,victoria
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:01 pm |
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does it have ifs??  |
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turps
Joined: 25 Nov 2002
Location: Golden Square
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:06 pm |
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Well it all depends. But if you need a certain length. I can almost guarantee that it will be to short. |
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chikoroll_

Joined: 07 May 2007
Location: West of Woodridge, North of Ipswich, South of Oxley, East of Wacol
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:12 pm |
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oi numbnuts, carry a tapemeasure and measure it yourself... damn useless apprentices!  |
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jet-6

Joined: 17 Dec 2006
Location: Bairnsdale, East Gippsland
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:39 pm |
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The peice i looked at years ago was 375.86mm |
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CWBYUP

Joined: 03 Aug 2006
Location: Hawkesbury, Sydney
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:18 pm |
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| chikoroll_ wrote: |
oi numbnuts, carry a tapemeasure and measure it yourself... damn useless apprentices!  |
Nice one |
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BigHomo4U

Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Location: Watching out for stray buses
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:23 pm |
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It's exactly as long as it needs to be. No longer, no shorter. Our supreme overlord commander made it that way to negate waste and maximise efficiency.
Long live the supreme overlord. And fish and chips. |
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Barnsey

Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Location: North West Qld
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:28 pm |
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| 4130warrior wrote: |
It's exactly as long as it needs to be. No longer, no shorter. Our supreme overlord commander made it that way to negate waste and maximise efficiency.
Long live the supreme overlord. And fish and chips. |
Most sensible answer so far.  |
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| That level of stuppity is halerus. |
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turps
Joined: 25 Nov 2002
Location: Golden Square
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:46 pm |
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| Barnsey wrote: |
| 4130warrior wrote: |
It's exactly as long as it needs to be. No longer, no shorter. Our supreme overlord commander made it that way to negate waste and maximise efficiency.
Long live the supreme overlord. And fish and chips. |
Most sensible answer so far.  |
Don't encourage him. He will only think we listen to his comments and post more. |
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chimpboy

Joined: 25 Oct 2003
Location: Melbourne Australia
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:48 pm |
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This long: |<------------------------------------------------------------->|
(not to scale) |
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Barnsey

Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Location: North West Qld
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:51 pm |
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double post |
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| That level of stuppity is halerus. |
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Barnsey

Joined: 10 Jun 2004
Location: North West Qld
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Posted:
Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:53 pm |
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| chimpboy wrote: |
This long: |<------------------------------------------------------------->|
(not to scale) |
We converted to metric in the 70s Jason
Get with the times!  |
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longlux

Joined: 13 Mar 2004
Location: WA I think I hear a Dingo eating your Baby
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Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:48 pm |
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