Boogers - Nature's fresh and crispy nasal bounty.

Joined: 13 Nov 2004 Location: Morayfield, Qld

Whatever the heck happened to buying a bottle of multi vitamins???? Picking your nose and eating it is just gross. My kids do it and honestly it makes me sick, I couldn't imagine seeing a grown person doing that....eww!

Joined: 18 Aug 2004 Location: Hobart

Did anyone else read the title as BOGGERS - etc etc

Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Location: cashmere

only u my friend the rest of us read BOOGERS The Finger

Joined: 05 Feb 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia

This thread is a crack up, it's kinda wrong but ahh amusing all the same.

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

.::lil-oscar::. wrote:

This thread is a crack up, it's kinda wrong but ahh amusing all the same.

pft don't pretend you don't consume some of the vile discharges of your own bodily orifices!

Joined: 29 May 2003 Location: hidin frm da wiminz!!!

I smoked my pubes and drank my mates piss if that makes it any groser Very Happy

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

AnthonyP wrote:

I smoked my pubes and drank my mates piss if that makes it any groser Very Happy

and they reckon I stepped over a line with this thread! Rolling Eyes

pube smoke smells like roast pork, eh?

Joined: 29 May 2003 Location: hidin frm da wiminz!!!

dumbdunce wrote:

AnthonyP wrote:

I smoked my pubes and drank my mates piss if that makes it any groser Very Happy

and they reckon I stepped over a line with this thread! Rolling Eyes

pube smoke smells like roast pork, eh?

WHAT

I only did it once Laughing

and i was drunk Very Happy

Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Location: Adelaide

dumbdunce wrote:

AnthonyP wrote:

I smoked my pubes and drank my mates piss if that makes it any groser Very Happy

and they reckon I stepped over a line with this thread! Rolling Eyes

pube smoke smells like roast pork, eh?

Grimace has been so far beyond the line, for so long, that he doesn't recognize it even when it jumps up and tries to strangle him. Rolling Eyes

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

AnthonyP wrote:

dumbdunce wrote:

AnthonyP wrote:

I smoked my pubes and drank my mates piss if that makes it any groser Very Happy

and they reckon I stepped over a line with this thread! Rolling Eyes

pube smoke smells like roast pork, eh?

WHAT

I only did it once Laughing

and i was drunk Very Happy

sorry, when you said

AnthonyP wrote:

... drank my mates piss ...

I thought you were talking about stealing beer from his fridge!

Joined: 04 May 2003 Location: Berwick vic

I am suprised no-one has mentioned picking scabs yet (sorry DD, I mean your own Smile

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Peter.

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

I just had a particularly difficult time with extricating a sticky, scratchy booger and I was reminded of this thread.

mmm... roast pork.

Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne

Barnsey wrote:

Always nice to spend time reading posts on OL.

It takes my mind off my job. Rolling Eyes

new job = less time on OL>?

Joined: 17 Dec 2006 Location: Bairnsdale, East Gippsland

LOL, i miss read the topic and thought it was a thread about boggers, lol super swampers, well from the sounds of it we may need some!

Joined: 10 Jun 2004 Location: Cloncurry

shakes wrote:

Barnsey wrote:

Always nice to spend time reading posts on OL.

It takes my mind off my job. Rolling Eyes

new job = less time on OL>?

No, in 04 I was a psych nurse. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:09 pm

Barnsey wrote:

shakes wrote:

Barnsey wrote:

Always nice to spend time reading posts on OL.

It takes my mind off my job. Rolling Eyes

new job = less time on OL>?

No, in 04 I was a psych nurse. Crying or Very sad

He not a nurse now Wink

Joined: 23 Jun 2004

We zoomed in on the surveillance camera one night and got a video tape of one bloke picking his nose, rolling it up into a small ball and throwing it in his mouth and eating it.

That went on the big screen at his sendoff.

Joined: 15 Jan 2004 Location: Melbourne

A timely topic. Anyone know a good nose hair trimmer? I've got a cold at the moment. When I woke up this morning both nose holes were full of dry crusty snot. When I went to pick it out, it hurt as it was welded to the hairs up my nose.

Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Location: Riverina

Emo wrote:

A timely topic. Anyone know a good nose hair trimmer? I've got a cold at the moment. When I woke up this morning both nose holes were full of dry crusty snot. When I went to pick it out, it hurt as it was welded to the hairs up my nose.

Tweasers.

And a bit of toughen up ya sook as you rip em out.

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

RockyF75 wrote:

Emo wrote:

A timely topic. Anyone know a good nose hair trimmer? I've got a cold at the moment. When I woke up this morning both nose holes were full of dry crusty snot. When I went to pick it out, it hurt as it was welded to the hairs up my nose.

Tweasers.

And a bit of toughen up ya sook as you rip em out.

yeah just rip them out, if you trim then they just grow like crazy.

hahahaha I luv this thread, it's awesome.

Joined: 11 Mar 2006 Location: Melbourne

Quote:

dumbdunce wrote:

let me say, right at the start, to get it out in the open, without beating around the bush, I am a nose-picker. I am always digging for that extra golden crunchy nugget - from the big morning ones that have built up all night, to the regular pickings through the day. But what I haven noticed lately is that I have a LOT more boogers to pick. I had a big cold a few months ago, with the requisite runny nose and stuff, and I don't know if it's related to that, but lately I'm finidng that at any given moment if the day or night I can stick a finger in my snout and pull out a gem, just like Jack Horner sticking his thumb into Christmas pie. Is it the weather? The tail end of the cold I had? Or have the booger gods just chosen to bless me with an exceptional abundance of dried snot? Does anyone have a more scientific explanation?

PS when I was in primary school, I used to wipe them under my desk, until one day I cut myself on a dried out one. These days I just gobble them up - after all recycling is an accepted part of society now.

Actually, after many many years of boxing, I have trouble getting air up my nose, let alone a finger Confused

Joined: 29 May 2003 Location: hidin frm da wiminz!!!

grimace hungry

Joined: 12 Dec 2002 Location: Wangaratta

TheGatta wrote:

Quote:

dumbdunce wrote:

let me say, right at the start, to get it out in the open, without beating around the bush, I am a nose-picker. I am always digging for that extra golden crunchy nugget - from the big morning ones that have built up all night, to the regular pickings through the day. But what I haven noticed lately is that I have a LOT more boogers to pick. I had a big cold a few months ago, with the requisite runny nose and stuff, and I don't know if it's related to that, but lately I'm finidng that at any given moment if the day or night I can stick a finger in my snout and pull out a gem, just like Jack Horner sticking his thumb into Christmas pie. Is it the weather? The tail end of the cold I had? Or have the booger gods just chosen to bless me with an exceptional abundance of dried snot? Does anyone have a more scientific explanation?

PS when I was in primary school, I used to wipe them under my desk, until one day I cut myself on a dried out one. These days I just gobble them up - after all recycling is an accepted part of society now.

Actually, after many many years of boxing, I have trouble getting air up my nose, let alone a finger Confused

well start jamming your finger up there and stretch it back into shape ... and get some boogers as a reward

Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Location: Sunny Coast, Queensland

You people are farking gross ... seriously eating your snot Shocked

This is a gee up right? I would flog my kids if I ever caught them doing that ... farken good for you .... yeah right.

Seriously it's coming out of your body because your body doesn't want or need it anymore .... don't stuff it down your bloody throat.

Maybe you should start eating your own shit too .... I'm sure someone weird fark has discovered that that is just as good for you as eating your own snot.

Joined: 29 May 2003 Location: hidin frm da wiminz!!!

Simo63 wrote:

You people are farking gross ... seriously eating your snot Shocked

This is a gee up right? I would flog my kids if I ever caught them doing that ... farken good for you .... yeah right.

Seriously it's coming out of your body because your body doesn't want or need it anymore .... don't stuff it down your bloody throat.

Maybe you should start eating your own shit too .... I'm sure someone weird fark has discovered that that is just as good for you as eating your own snot.

closet snot chomper alert!

Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Location: melbourne

after all the crap and bitching that is often in the threads ,this is one of the funniest ones ever
keep the admitions of shame coming #Beer

Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Location: Brisneyland

I have a subconscious habit- I pluck my nose hairs with my finger-nails... Just the pokey-out ones. Sometimes I only realise i'm doing it when my eyes start watering after a particularly large one...

Joined: 25 Jan 2006 Location: Stuck in Adelaide

Stuff we need to know.

The Line.......................................................................................................

Stuff we dont need to know

Your down here !

Smile

T

Joined: 20 Feb 2005 Location: In them thar hills...

Simo63 wrote:

Maybe you should start eating your own shit too .... I'm sure someone weird fark has discovered that that is just as good for you as eating your own snot.

2 girls, 1 cup anyone?

Joined: 15 Feb 2003 Location: Shed.

truckzilla wrote:

after all the crap and bitching that is often in the threads ,this is one of the funniest ones ever
keep the admitions of shame coming #Beer

it's not shame, it's pride. eating boogers is like wnaking, you either do it or you're a liar. just admit it, and you'll feel a whole lot better.

Simo, kids will be kids, and kids will pick boogers and eat them. there are far worse things they could be doing; let them have their innocent fin daytime snacks.