new favourite saying ............

Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Location: Heidelberg...Melbourne

75 cruiser wrote:

OldGold wrote:

Simo63 wrote:

RoldIT wrote:

sloshy wrote:

want33s wrote:

You have a head like a rotten lettuce.

or, like a bucket of smashed crabs Laughing

... like a dropped pie.

... lika a bag of hammers.

Nah its "you've got a head like a kicked in shit bin"

or a face like a hatful of arseholes?

Head like a deep sea racing prawn.

You've got a head like a half sucked mango.

Joined: 11 Jan 2004 Location: Adelaide

cooter wrote:

**at my old workshop our motto was

we the uncomplaining
strive to do the impossible
with the non existent
for the ungrateful

"We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful.

We have been doing so much with so little for so long that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing."

"Miracles performed daily. The impossible takes a little longer."

Joined: 26 Feb 2005 Location: Geraldton West Oz

When painting spec homes.

It's a project home and it will get painted accordingly

hoppy

Joined: 06 Jul 2004 Location: Noumea, New Caledonia

a head like a bulldog chewing on a wasp

So ugly a peeping tom threw up on her window sill

your .... looks like a bulldog eating yoghurt (after-sex romance!)

Joined: 05 Feb 2005 Location: Check your six.

He was bigger than Sparticus and wider than cinemascope.

Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Location: Sunny Coast, Queensland

Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Location: Sunny Coast, Queensland

"She's so ugly I wouldn't f@#* her with your d@#*"

or

"I couldn't get that drunk"

Joined: 08 Jul 2008 Location: vic

she's got an arse like the back of a bus Smile

Joined: 05 Dec 2006

*Fat Chick* ............. she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book

Joined: 04 Feb 2008 Location: Melbourne

hudson44 wrote:

75 cruiser wrote:

OldGold wrote:

Simo63 wrote:

RoldIT wrote:

sloshy wrote:

want33s wrote:

You have a head like a rotten lettuce.

or, like a bucket of smashed crabs Laughing

... like a dropped pie.

... lika a bag of hammers.

Nah its "you've got a head like a kicked in shit bin"

or a face like a hatful of arseholes?

Head like a deep sea racing prawn.

You've got a head like a half sucked mango.

Your face resembles a welder's bench.

Joined: 27 Dec 2006 Location: Sunshine Coast Qld

One of my missus's friends is Danish and has the most horrid voice..
I told her she has a voice like a flock of seagulls.

Joined: 20 Jul 2005 Location: Heidelberg...Melbourne

NAV05 wrote:

*Fat Chick* ............. she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book

More rolls than a bakery

Joined: 08 Jun 2004 Location: Seymour

She's so ugly, i wouldn't touch her with a 20' pole wearing burnt rubber gloves and your hands.

(ugly chick with nice body)
She's a butter face....... = awesome body, butt-er face!

Your face looks like somebody put out a forest fire on it with a screwdriver.

Good from far, but far from good!

Joined: 10 Jun 2004 Location: North West Qld

A classic Bogged post a few weeks ago.............can't remember the thread.......

In more shit than George Michael

Joined: 05 Dec 2006

In a tough guy voice

"Are you talking to me or chewing on bricks?"

"Either way the result will be the same"

Joined: 13 Dec 2004 Location: Sunny Coast, Queensland

want33s wrote:

One of my missus's friends is Danish and has the most horrid voice..
I told her she has a voice like a flock of seagulls.

Hey nice link to the words of their one hit wonder "and I ran, I ran so far away ...yes I ran .. I ran all night and day ... couldn't get away"