Ollie and Sven

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:41 pm

Ollie and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled
out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olie for a
light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff alighter," he replied.

Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a
BIC lighter 10 inches long.

Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge BIC
lighter in his hands. "Vhere did yew get dat monster??"

"Vell," replied Olie, "I got it from my Genie."

"You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.

"Yah, shure, right here in my tackle box," says Olie.

"Could I see him?"

So Ollie opens his tackle box and sure enough, out
pops the genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a
good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes I will." says the genie.

So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie
disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there,
waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound
of a million ducks, flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at
Ollie, "I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million Ducks!"

Ollie answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, Sven, da
genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10
inch Bic?"

Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, or @ newy on weekends

man where do u get this from

Very Happy

Joined: 12 Sep 2003 Location: Gold Coast

@the joke....

and i think he said he got them in his emails....