I'm off to Europe in the morning !!!

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 9:29 am

A young woman in Sydney was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from harbour bridge. She went down to the bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the the bridge, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.
I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a
piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,"she explained. "I get
food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me.
" He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Manly Ferry."

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 9:36 am

boom tish...
#Rofl

Joined: 22 Oct 2002 Location: Your Mummas House!

Every time I hear this I love it even more! armsup

I wanna get a job on the Manly ferry and do just that! Very Happy

Joined: 15 Jul 2003 Location: VIC

how good is that #Rofl